Another Reason Why Parents Think Video Games Suck

Overheard at arcade:

Kid: “Daddy, daddy! I got first place!”

Dad, disbelievingly, not necessarily “encouragingly”: “No way!”

Kid: “Well, I did. And I kicked your butt, too.”

--Submitted by TM

The Angel Did Say

Outdoors of a major shopping mall Macy's, as "The First Noel" plays, a young lady on her cellphone: "You're supposed to LEAVE the shit there, then I will come GET it."


--submitted by DD

Ain't No Curse in Cursive

Here's a paper that was returned to my son, Jack. 

Sigh...

Pampers or Huggies?

On Craigslist:
Special Needs Chicken please give her a loving home

friendly chicken, wears diapers, easy to care for

--submitted by LO

Hey, Nice PIN!

Safeway clerk to me while I enter my PIN at the register:

"The man with the nice pin that I like."  (uncle's Shriner pin worn on jacket)



--submitted by DD